De poetsvrouw is te ver doorgeschoten in haar grote voorjaarsschoonmaak. :-x
Things you'll NEVER hear one woman say to another woman
That swimsuit really flatters your figure! Would you mind keeping my husband company while I go for a swim?
Oh, look, that woman and I have the same dress on! I think I'll go introduce myself!
His new girlfriend is thinner and better-looking than I am, and I'm happy for them both.
Zucht...je vraagt er om:
Men are like computers. They’re hard to figure out and never have enough memory.
Men are like cement, after getting laid they take a long time to get hard.
Why are men like laxatives? They irritate the shit out of you.
Why did God create man? Because vibrators don’t mow lawns.
What are two reasons men don’t mind their own business? No mind – no business.
How are men and parking spots alike? The good ones are taken and what’s left are handicapped.
Where no counsel is, the people fall: but in the multitude of counselors there is safety. Proverbs xi. 14.
God schepte de man en dacht... "Dat heb Ik goed gedaan"
Daarna schepte Hij de vrouw en dacht... "Nu nog wa shmink"
...en toen dacht de man...kom laat ik dat ook maar jatten:
en toen zei de vrouw:
scheppen - schiep - geschapen.
Of wil je soms zeggen dat je klein of groot geschept bent? :^O
en toen zei de vrouw:
scheppen - schiep - geschapen.
Of wil je soms zeggen dat je klein of groot geschept bent? :^O
Of those who say nothing, few are silent.
